Robert Lund - Quarantinaville (Coronavirus Parody of Jimmy Buffett - Margaritaville)

It’s 10 on a Tuesday Again it’s a booze day I’m binging on Netflix and checking my phone You know they won’t fire us For Coronavirus I’m saving the country by “working“ from home Wastin’ the day again in Quarantinaville Searchin’ for my lost need to behave Some people claim that social distancing’s lame I don’t know ’Cause I don’t have to bathe My shed’s now a hideout My hands are all dried out My 401(k) was invested in stocks But more of an issue Is no toilet tissue And that’s why my roommate keeps losing his socks Wastin’ the day again in Quarantinaville Waitin’ for my last loans to default Some people claim that my bat soup’s not to blame But I think Hell it could be my fault Some people fear this means the end might be near And I know It’s my own damn fault