Gomez Addams (Funny Police Station Scene)

Gomez: I demand justice! Someone has married my brother! Desk sergeant: No! Gomez: She took him to Hawaii! Desk sergeant: Get outta here! Gomez: They have moved into a large, expensive home, where they make love *constantly*! Desk sergeant: I hate when that happens. Gomez: Arrest her at once, without delay! Desk sergeant: Who? Gomez: Debbie. My brother’s wife, the temptress of Waikiki! Desk sergeant: Who are you? What are you? Who moved the rock? Gomez: Officer, you must issue a subpoena. I believe they own... Morticia: Gomez, NO! Gomez: A Buick! Gomez: Has the planet gone mad? My brother, passion’s hostage. I seek justice - denied! I shall not submit! I shall conquer! I shall rise! My name is Gomez Addams, and I have seen evil! I have seen HORROR! I have seen the unholy maggots which feast in the dark recesses of the human soul!!! Morticia: They’re at camp. Gomez: