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Song lyrics:
IN THE TIME OF CHIMPANZEES
I WAS A MONKEY
BUTANE IN MY VEINS
AND I’M OUT TO CUT THE JUNKIE
WITH THE PLASTIC EYEBALLS
SPRAY-PAINT THE VEGETABLES
DOG FOOD SKULLS
WITH THE BEEFCAKE PANTYHOSE
KILL THE HEADLIGHTS
THEN PUT IT IN NEUTRAL
STOCK CAR FLAMIN’
WITH THE LOSER
IN THE CRUISE CONTROL
BABY’S IN RENO
WITH THE VITAMIN D
GOT A COUPLE OF COUCHES
SLEEP ON THE LOVE-SEAT
SOMEONE CAME IN SAYIN’
I’M INSANE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
A SHOTGUN WEDDING
AND A STAIN ON MY SHIRT
DON’T BELIEVE
EVERYTHIN’ THAT YOU BREATHE
YOU GET A PARKIN’ VIOLATION
AND A MAGGOT ON YOUR SLEEVE
SO, SHAVE YOUR FACE
WITH SOME MACE IN THE DARK
SAVIN’ ALL YOUR FOOD STAMPS
AND BURNIN’ DOWN
THE TRAILER PARK
YO!
CUT IT
SOY... UN PERDEDOR
I’M A LOSER, BABY
SO, WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME
SOY... UN PERDEDOR
I’M A LOSER, BABY
SO, WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME
THE FORCES OF EVIL
IN A BOZO NIGHTMARE
BAN ALL THE MUSIC
WITH THE PHONY GAS CHAMBER
’CAUSE ONE’S GOT A WEASEL
AND THE OTHER’S GOT A FLAG
ONE’S ON THE POLE
SHOVE THE OTHER IN A BAG
WITH THE RE-RUN SHOWS
AND THE COCAINE NOSE-JOB
THE DAYTIME CRAP
OF THE FOLK SINGER SLOB
HE HUNG HIMSELF
WITH A GUITAR STRING
A SLAB OF TURKEY NECK
AND IT’S HANGIN’
FROM A PIGEON WING
CAN’T GET RIGHT
IF YOU CAN’T RELATE
TRADE THE CASH FOR THE BEAT
FOR THE BODY, FOR THE HATE
AND MY TIME IS A PIECE OF WAX
FALLIN’ ON A TERMITE
WHO’S CHOKIN’
ON THE SPLINTERS
SOY... UN PERDEDOR
I’M A LOSER, BABY
SO, WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME
SOY... UN PERDEDOR
I’M A LOSER, BABY
SO, WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME
YO, BRING IT ON DOWN
Spoken...
I’M A DRIVER, I’M A WINNER
THINGS ARE GONNA CHANGE
I CAN FEEL IT
Resume Singing...
SOY... UN PERDEDOR
I’M A LOSER, BABY
SO, WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME
SOY... UN PERDEDOR
I’M A LOSER, BABY
SO, WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME
SOY... UN PERDEDOR
I’M A LOSER, BABY
SO, WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME
SOY... UN PERDEDOR
I’M A LOSER, BABY
SO, WHY DON’T YOU KILL ME