I’m a B*tch (MTG Parody)

MTGRemy Playmats! Announcing a Patreon! Changelings are a bit much. LYRICS: Victim of Night your creature It’s a Changeling Huh? You hate the world today You tried to target me but guess what? I can change (Your cards talk?) I can understand how you’d be so confused I’m a blue creature, it’s true But I’m a little bit of everything all rolled into one I’m a witch, I’m a soldier I’m a child, I’m a mother I’m a sliver I’m a saint Changelings are everything I’m an elf, an efreet And a vampire too, it seems You know I wouldn’t want it any other way So here’s a heart-to-heart Before you target me maybe re-read the card Cuz when you’re playing all those sorceries and instants And you’re building up your Thing When you finally get to flip it The effect won’t do a thing Cuz I’m a fish, I’m a dragon I’m a nymph, I’m a wagon I’m a d