The Immigrants Ate My Pets - They’re Eating the Dogs and Cats!

“In Springfield, they’re eating the dogs! The people that came in. They’re eating the cats! They’re eating - they’re eating the pets of the people that live there. This is what’s happening in our country. And it’s a shame.“ Can America survive the great pet feast of 2024? Lyrics: Got up around 9 and walked downstairs Went to feed Fluffy, but she wasn’t there I called her name, she couldn’t to be found I walked outside to take a look around Oh no! What did I see? My neighbor, Jose, smiling at me I said, “My cat’s a missin’, it’s a little odd” He said, “Try this stew, man!“ Oh my God! The immigrants ate my pets, oh what the heck They turned poor fluffy into a midnight snack Oh lord, oh God, I should’ve guessed Now they’re askin’ me if I’ve got more pets I rushed down the street, but it wasn’t just me Miss Johnson’s dog has been missin’ since around 3