I’m Not Crying - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

I’m Not Crying Flight Of The Conchords Series One - Episode One - Sally So, you’re leaving, aren’t you I knew it when you said just then and you told me you were leaving That’s when I definitely knew But if you’re trying to break my heart Your plan is flawed from the start You can’t break my heart, it’s liquid It melted when I met you And as you turn around to leave Don’t turn back to me Don’t turn around and see if I’m crying I’m not crying I’m not crying It’s just been raining On my face And if you think you see some tear tracks down my cheeks Please. Pleasee, don’t tell my mates I’m not crying No, I’m not crying And if I am crying It’s not because of you It’s because I’m thinking about a friend of mine you don’t know who is dying That’s right, dying These aren’t tears of sadness because you’re leaving me