“Russian Unicorn“ — a bad lip reading of Michael Bublé

iTUNES LINK: Original video here: Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.) RUSSIAN UNICORN I’ma blast your brains Talking full-on sex I got a porcupine called “Zazoom“ He leaves his scent on people’s graves (Why is Zazoom always around so many graves?) I had a cold one time, then I licked myself Why don’t y’all just float off Now you’re useless I need a woman with a Benz looking to lose it I ate the cookie then I gave it back to Benny There she go Now watch me flow Oh, the night is young Now baby we could shoot a Russian unicorn We’ll probably do it on the couch While my roomie’s out hiking So take if off and bite your tongue And hope my roommate don’t come home A “Hot Pocket“ for twenty cents is a steal any day of the week I wanna shave that mustache and