Cole Phelps: Supercop

Like or Cole will send you to baby jail mans1ay3r already owns my ass, i know he did an LA Noire vid ages ago but recently i replayed this game and fell in love, i’m 5 years too late but hey, what can ya do a week ago i turned up at some random party and some local kids i didn’t know were like ’oH SHIT YOERE THE YOUTUBE HAHA MEMEs ur a DANK MEME’ and it was so cringe that i immediately had no choice but to get drunk to escape this personal hell, i thought a pool table was a trampoline, broke an actual trampoline and tried to tell a joke that came out as ’let’s set someone on fire!’ and if i ever need to lose someone’s respect for me in under 12 minutes flat i now feel like i can efficiently and skillfully complete this task