Equestrian Idiot (parody)

My ode to Pinkie Pie. :) This is a parody of “American Idiot“ by Green Day, so “fair use“...not for blah blah. You know the drill. Parody cover art, lyrics and vocals are by me. ( for the Pinkie Pie clips....) Lyrics: Don’t wanna be an Equestrian Idiot Won’t bake a muffin with earthworms inside of it Not throwing parties for buckets of turnips Ain’t sipping liquid rainbows with these lips She may come across as a bit dense But you should listen to her Pinkie Sense If you don’t want pianos dropped on your head You can tell her her antics are hokey And she’ll say that’s okey-dokey-lokey Then give you a squishy hug instead Well all her memories of last night are hazy She just remembers that oatmeal was crazy She likes to bathe with a pet alligator He’s got no teeth so he won’t perforate her She thinks everything’s just fine and dandy And her mane