The Turkeys Should Be Pardoning Trump

Local news anchors had a field day with Thanksgiving, Trump pardoned turkeys at the White House, commemorated the women’s suffrage centennial, passed along wall building duties to his son-in-law Jared Kushner, 50% of Americans are still on the fence about wrongdoing with Ukraine despite official proof, the Trump’s took advantage of a marketing opportunity, Jimmy discovered Worksgiving, and with all of this nonsense going on - Thanksgiving with your family might be difficult to navigate this year so to help