Beneath Sam Neill’s charming New Zealand accent and veneer of regality, a nutjob lurks. In this Youtube montage, I present the evidence that Sam Neill’s mask of sanity is very, very thin. Sure, you might say, “he’s just acting,“ but consider the facts: all of Sam Neill’s best films and best performances are dedicated to characters that are twisted, evil, paranoid, and/or insane. This is not a coincidence. Sam Neill is very likely fucking out of his mind.
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