The Virgin Batarian vs The Chad Shepard

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my N7 class in the Interplanetary Combatives Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Cerberus, the heretic geth, and the reapers, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am the first human Spectre and I’m the top sniper in the entire Alliance Military. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Extranet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the milky way via the Shadow Broker, and your IP is being traced right now, so you better prepare for the shitstorm, varren shit. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s j