Why Won’t the Humans Die Out?

Before he was the ethical columnist for popular website spiked (), Ethan Greenhart was a highly regarded protest singer in Kent. This is his most famous song. Originally, the song was to be called ’Give Extinction A Chance’, but Ethan deemed this too close to the words of that jet-setting planet wrecker John Lennon. As voluntary human extinction is, unfortunately, not a popular policy at present - though surely the credit crunch and the collapse of capitalism will win it new fans - it is vital that we all try to live with as little impact on the planet as possible. Therefore, please purchase Ethan’s invaluable guide to the many ethical dilemmas this involves, ’Can I Recycle My Granny?’, available from all good bookstores. And once you’ve read it, please recycle it. Thank you.