Star Wars - Gangsta Rap

Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help? Vader: Its the V to the A to the D E R (Vader!) Who reconstucted the Death Star. With my slick suede suit thats black like tar, ****ing you up no matter who you are! Palpatine: Tell the mother****ers ’bout sheer dark side! Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive by! We’ll beat the rebels ’cause their skils aint shit! Vader: You see my tie fighter is the exact same lit! Yoda: Oh shit! Yoda on the scene, 900 year fee smoking Dagobah green, bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor. Lando: Ah youre just jealous cause my black dick’s thicker. Chewbacca: *Wookie yell* Lando: Yo! Tell them Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me. Luke: Shut the **** up man! Leia’s my sister! The only thing you’re getting is a beat off blister. Ben Kenobi: Luke! Use the force before intercourse, but Luke! Don’t forget! Bitches ain’t nothing but hoes and tricks! (Ohh!) Luke: Obi-Wan, I’m the top gun! (Top Gun) But you’re the one, hotter than both suns! Vader ain’t shit, his head is cut up and split! He’s slower then the first Pentium Chip. (DARKSIDE!) Vader: The one brings it worse to this ****ing universe. (REBELS!) Luke: You know we’ll ****ing win, cause we fight to the end! (DARKSIDE!) Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you! (REBELS!) Yoda: You also felt Vader’s dick in you. BIATCH! *Ununderstable Jabba Rap, that still sounds good* Han Solo: Jabba you aint nothing but a fat ass slug! *Jaba grunts* Fake gold chains? You sorry ass thug *jabba grunts* Sittin