Manly man song

its 13 February, tomorrow is kinda lady “send me a postcard with “roses are red“ poem“ day, so let today be MANLY day ! Feel Manly my Friends ! if you have questions or wishes, dont ask in comments, i cant read ans answer them all :( write me a PM on YouTube, or Facebook or twitter thanks goes to Vincent, for killing my grammar Mistakes, and to for creating to my the dinosaur Pic :) (reasons for delay = before Christmas system crash : i must re install all, lost actual project data, was pissed and demotivated :/ also i wanted to get Irish fiddle sound, but my keyboard was not able to produce that good enough, so Piano it must be. Text : i am a manly man, im manlier than the women (the most) i can drink true entire night and still be ready to fight i’m not afraid of hard work i can eat steaks with just one fork 2x You wanna go to shoping ? i prefer to fight a Orc ! when thieves robbing a house at night and are thinking that i’m gonna run but i keep my pillow under my gun invaders ? sounds like fun ! just when im getting sick and ill i must rest weeks in Bed 2x so bring me food and beer and Chill or do you want me dead ? and when I go with a knife to gun fight i win it, without a doubt a living grizzly bear is under my bed he’s my carpet and my pet Spinach ? if i want iron, i’ll just melt me one cup 2x i clean my ass with sandpaper when there´s no paper left a man, a manly man, he can cut knife with just a piece of butter a man, a manly man, is shaving beard with chainsaw while he shits, it doesn’t matter ! a man, is manly man, to all the questions he will Answer “Yes i can!“ Can you jump from real height with chance of suicide only reason to show that you dare ? can you park a car in a spot of the size of the car that you want to park there ? Do you fight with no reason, and always when drunk, just to show the world yours drunk-fu And if someone is still not impressed yet, you show them your truly YOU Do you see the manly genitals in the nature everywhere ? and you feel sexy, no matter how you look ! do you drink to just get drunk ? Is your parfum living skunk ? fear of spiders ? HA it’s bullshit from some boooks woman want to make us feel good ? just come naked, bring some food Clean the House ? Ha i’d rather build new one! First aid kit ? you mean duck tape ! Romantic dinner ? i escape ! riding Dinosaur while fighting mutant apes ! we love big things, that can explode with Steam, sharp metal and some oil we like it big, we like it loud when we get dirty, we are proud ! we never stop even when it’s to late others feel sorry i feel great and we don’t care, if things go wrong we broke the stuff cuz we are strong ! even my Brain got muscle power you need an year, where i need hour ! i dance on bricks and sleep on the floor you say please stop ? i say give more !