Earth’s Greatest Console (Hell’s Greatest Dad PARODY)

Based on: Hell’s Greatest Dad - Hazbin Hotel All voices are sung by me lol Lyrics: [Microsoft] Ha-ha, looks like you’re unsure again Well just pick X for the next gen! Look at my reviews on IGN! (Amazing! My choice! 9 out of 10!) Oh, with a dozen teraflops Go bang-bang-bang playing Black Ops If you’re poor just get a used from GameStop But I’ll give you a discount then [Consumer and Microsoft] Thanks GOAT! [Microsoft] Who needs a “has-been“, when I’m new and perfect? (Woah-oh-oh) Play all the games you want this handy pass No need controllers when you have my Kinect Got Master Chief, A sea for thieves, watch us surpass! [Nintendo] Who’s been here since ’89? Who has stood the test of time? Who’s classics have aged just like fine wine? Your favorite memories! [Consumer] That’s true! [Nintendo] Zelda, Smash, Kirby, Pikmin! Lo