More of a Man by Viking Cowboy

Rodney Carrington cover ------------LYRICS-------- She likes to go hunting with her buddies She once killed a dear with just a stick She likes those smoky bars and rot gut whiskey And pull my finger’s still her favorite trick She likes Hormel chili on her ice cream yeah With a jalapeno pepper on the side She once fried bacon with her shirt off Chopped up an onion and didn’t even cry Hey she’s more of a man then I’ll ever be She’s done things that most men can’t believe She chews tobacco swallows the juice Her real names Shelia but they call her Moose She’s more of a man then I’ll ever be It’s plain to see She put the he in she She’s more of a man then I’ll ever be She likes her old job down at the factory Even though she lost an arm in ’83 She spent a little time in Folsom prison And Johnny Cash is tattooed on her knee She’s never rode a bull that’s ever thrown her Hell she rode one