Alternative Ulster - SELF​-​APPOINTED KILT INSPECTOR

Текст с Bandcamp’а: “I stride strong into the pub, My kilt sways to and thro, Alas back by the bar, Is a fat, old drunken ho. The self-appointed kilt inspector, She’s no man’s dream for sure, She thinks she being clever, When she’s acting like a whore. “What’s underneath your kilt?”, She giggles out with glee, And starts walking to me, To cop a feel for free. The self-appointed kilt inspector, She’s no man’s dream for sure, She thinks she being clever, When she’s acting like a whore. “Now hold a minute lassie, Cease your sexual assault” You do not meet my standards, And that’s your own damn fault. The self-appointed kilt inspector, She’s no man’s dream for sure, She thinks she being clever, When she’s acting like a whore. Now, I’ll never strike a lady, But she no lady be, Just a drunken horny slob, Who’ll lay no hand on me. The self-appointed kilt inspector, She’s no man’s dream for sure, She thinks she being clever, When she’s acting like a whore. For standing right behind me, Is my lovely wife, You lay one finger on me, She’ll fucking end your life. The self-appointed kilt inspector, She’s no man’s dream for sure, She thinks she being clever, When she’s acting like a whore. So begone evil wench, Crawl back underneath your rock, This pub is not a farmyard, And I’m not your crowing cock. The self-appointed kilt inspector, She’s no man’s dream for sure, She thinks she being clever, When she’s acting like a whore. from POG MO THOIN, released February 11, 2018“