Nerdy Prudes Must Die

Run, nerds! Run! ’Nerdy Prudes Must Die’, a new teen-slasher horror-comedy musical has come to YouTube! 🎵 Get the Album on iTunes or the SK Store 🎞️ Get the Digital Video Download, DVD, Blu-Ray (with exclusive special features) WARNING: ’Nerdy Prudes Must Die’ features simulated violence, adult language, sexual situations, bullying, teen-death, frightening imagery, gunshot sounds, blood and gore. It is intended for mature audiences. Something supernatural is stalking the halls of Hatchetfield High, and it’s got a grudge against nerdy prudes! When the school’s biggest losers start dropping like flies, Grace Chasity, Steph Lauter, and Peter Spankoffski must band together to survive the onslaught. From the creators of ’The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals’ and ’Black Friday,’ ’Nerdy Prudes Must Die’ is a new teen-slasher, horror-comedy musical. It ran live in Los Angeles, CA February 2023. It features a script by Nick & Matt Lang, songs by Jeff Blim, and stars... Will Branner as Max Jägerman Mariah Rose Faith Casillas as Steph Lauter Bryce Charles as Detective Shapiro Corey Dorris as Mayor Lauter Angela Giarratana as Grace Chasity Lauren Lopez as Ruth Fleming Jon Matteson as Richie Lipschitz Curt Mega as Officer Bailey Joey Richter as Peter Spankoffski Kim Whalen as Miss Mulberry With special appearances by Davis Hamilton, Virginia Vass, and more! Full list of credits at the end of the video. CHAPTERS: 1. Hatchetfield’s Finest - 00:00 2. ’High School Is Killing Me’ - 02:00 3. Micro-Peter - 06:25 4. ’Literal Monster Pt1’ - 08:43 5. Flick-It Ticket - 10:35 6. ’Literal Monster Pt2’ - 14:25 7. S. Lauter House - 15:47 8. The Library - 18:53 9. ’Cool As I Think I Am’ - 23:30 10. The Parking Lot of Pasqualli’s - 26:37 11. The Chasitys - 29:05 12. ’Dirty Girl’ - 32:56 13. The Boys’ Bathroom - 37:52 14. The Old Waylon Place - 42:00 15. ’Bully the Bully’ - 44:44 16. The Plan - 47:21 17. ’Bury the Bully’ - 56:47 18. Two Weeks Later - 58:10 19. ’Go Go Nighthawks!’ - 01:01:57 20. The Big Game - 01:04:48 21. ’Nerdy Prudes Must Die’ - 01:08:07 22. So Heckin’ Fudged - 01:11:21 23. ’Hatchet Town’ - 01:20:52 24. The Barbecue Monologues - 01:24:40 25. ’Just For Once’ - 01:29:24 26. The Police Station - 01:36:09 27. Beanie’s - 01:40:32 28. ’If I Loved You’ - 01:43:04 29. You Ruined Our Lives, Grace - 01:45:48 30. The Woods - 01:50:08 31. Shapiro’s Car - 01:56:52 32. ’The Summoning’ - 01:59:00 33. We’ll Keep Running - 02:05:08 34. ’Cool As I Think I Am Reprise’ - 02:07:28 35. Max Attacks - 02:10:54 36. Homecoming - 02:16:28 37. ’Best Of You’ - 02:19:00 38. After Homecoming - 02:21:29 39. ’Dirty Dudes Must Die’ - 02:22:40 40. Credits - 02:24:16 Learn more at PS. If you’re itching for more ’Nerdy Prudes’ & Hatchetfield, join the cast and creators for The Hatchetfield Halloween Party! Including a NPMD Talkback, the Hatchet-Town Trivia Challenge, a special screening of the new short film ’Workin’ Boys’, and a sneak-peek at the future of the Hatchetfield series. This event streamed live on October 13th, but for the rest of the month you can rent digital tickets to the recording here: The Hatchetfield Halloween Party will only be available to rent for the rest of October, and there are no current plans to release ’Workin’ Boys’ on YouTube, so catch it while you can!