Black or White (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

Remy summons a creature and his inner MJ. Announcing a Patreon! LYRICS: Opponent’s commander is getting to me I have to get it off the table today Now I believe in Miracles And a miracle just happened tonight If it’s targeting my creature Doesn’t matter if it’s black or white Opponent’s killing me with his Blood Baron I got to kill it I ain’t having no fun He attacks and I sigh audibly Cuz his creature is now bigger and flies Well if it’s targeting my creature Doesn’t matter if it’s black or white I ain’t scared of your Murder I ain’t scared of your shove (Fatal Push) I ain’t scared of that Terror No, can’t be touched by that stuff I ain’t scared of your Smother I ain’t scared of O-Rings I ain’t scared of these colors No they can’t be touching me Protection The game’s fascination Causing beef in Magic relations Making creatures difficult to assail Not sure how? Let me tell you a tale You see it means you can’t block it Can’t Shock it, target No enchanting so you can’