1. The Bad Touch 00:00
2. The Ballad Of Chasey Lain 04:22
3. Along Comes Mary 06:48
4. Altogether Ooky 10:12
5. American Bitches 14:22
6. Clean Up In Aisle Sexy 18:03
7. Discovery Channel 21:22
8. Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 25:34
9. I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks 28:29
10. Magna cum nada 32:19
11. Mope 36:24
12. My Dad Says That’s For Pussies 41:04
13. No Hard Feelings 43:56
14. Pennsylvania 49:12
15. Screwing You On The Beach At Night 52:11
16. Something diabolical 55:49
17. Uhn Tiss 1:01:03
18. The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope 1:05:26
19. Im The Least You Could Do 1:09:33
20. I Hope You Die 1:13:33