I’ve No More F***s To Give!

Written and performed by Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq. Performed at Boyds of Bedford - November 2nd - 2018 Featured on the album Awkward Encounters While Walking My Dog (released 2018) available on: Spotify: Amazon Music: =mp_s_a_1_6?ie=UTF8&qid=1541113803&sr=8-6&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_FMwebp_QL65&keywords=thomas benjamin wild esq&dpPl=1&dpID=51xHUDe1jjL&ref=plSrch iTunes: ’I’ve No More Fucks To Give’ By Thomas Benjamin Wild Esq (Uke tuning GCEA) Intro - Bb C7 F7 Bb Verse 1 Bb I’ve tried, tried, tried F7 And I’ve tried even more F7 I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried Bb And I can’t recall what for Bb I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged C7 In hope of some success But the inevitable fact is that F7 It never will impress Chorus 1 Bb I’ve no more fucks to give, C7 My fucks have runneth dry, F7 I’ve tried to go fuck shopping Bb But there’s no fucks left to buy I’ve no more fucks to give, C7 Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, F7 I’m over my fuck budget and Bb I’m now in fucking debt Verse 2 I strive, strive, strive To get everything done I’ve played by all the rules But I’ve very rarely won, I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed, Alas to no avail I’ve run round like a moron, To unequivocally fail! Chorus 2 I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck fuse has just blown, I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day, But they’ve upped and fucked off home, I’ve no more fucks to give, My fuck rations are depleted, I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! Bridge Eb Bb The effort has just not been worth F7 Bb Bb7 The time or the expense D7 Gm7 I’ve exhausted all my energy C7 F7 For minimal recompense Eb Bb The complete lack of acknowledgement F7 Bb Bb7 Has now begun to gall C7 And I’ve come to realise that I F7 Don’t give a fuck at all! Chorus 3 I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have flown away, My fucks are now so fucked off They’ve refused to fucking stay! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have gone insane They’ve come back round and passed me While they’re fucking off again! Chorus 4 I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all dissolved, I’ve planned many projects But my fucks won’t be involved! I’ve no more fucks to give, My fucks have all been spent, They’ve fucked off from the building And I don’t know where they went! Outro E Bb I’ve no more fucks to give, F7 Bb Bb7 I’ve no more fucks to give, E I’ve no more fucks, Bb I’ve no more fucks, F7 Bb F7 Bb I’ve no more fucks to give!