It feels like we really are in a second boom of pony content these days, with more art and music and discussion than I’ve felt like we’ve had since the original drop-off, and the vibe just seems really strong. Content keeps coming, cons keep going, friendships keep arising, and I had the uge to make something celebrating that. Many thanks to Chompy and especially to Snowy Charm for editing advice on this one; Snowy lent me his ear and critique on several drafts that I think really helped the end product.
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A new golden age.
The pony resurgency.
The renaissance.
It’s time to come back, so get your pony suit, get your plushy, and get your ass on the floor.
Let’s go!
Catch me on the dance floor
I’m the one
With the rainbow unicorn horn
Eyes shut while
I jump
I’m so high
The sky ducked
Ponies gimme a hard on
And I go off like a carbomb
In Belfast
You smell that
Beat (Hell Yeah)
That’s stardom
Cut a rail of that stardust
Like Twilight Sparkle power scaling
Alpha males and Hasbro markets
Thirstier than some bar nuts
Hard cut to the next-
Rhythm
Breaking my neck-
Get em
I’m gonna flex-
‘Tism
I’m having sex-
With em
Watch my inflection
Only one direction
Left to go and you should know it
Celestia, here’s the lesson
Headstrong, balls out
And here’s the callout
To all the motherfuckers
Who think it’s too late to start out
Golden age starts now
Get the markers out
Disposition so damn Sunny
You can call me Starscout
Outbound, out, proud
Outside of the box now
Inside of the chimney
Say it with me we gonna shout loud
Can’t stop us
Nah headed straight to the top motherfucker
Can’t stop us
And we got it on lock
Can’t stop us
Every time we let the beat drop no
Can’t stop us
So ponies lemme hear those hooves stomp
Straight to the peak of the mountain
Into the teeth of the dragon
Bringing the heat spitting fire
Tired but never retired
Burning desire for the
Good old days to come again
They never expired
We got the magic we only need the friends
We only need the rosy tinted lenses
Inspiration, instigating this insurgency
We only know how to win
We only know how to poni poni
We only know how to live
We only know that we’re going
Up cause that’s what I’ve got to give
We’re on a rescue mission
Never can rest the vision
Just to bring some joy so boyo
This shit is important, listen
We die when we tap out
When you wanna cry: shout
We’ll pilfer every silver lining
Out of every killer cloud
Outlawed
And outgunned
Our jobs
Just to have fun
Unbound
And undone
Countdown
Just to hit one
Can’t stop us
Nah headed straight to the top you
Can’t stop us
And we got it on lock
Can’t stop us
Every time we let the beat drop you know you
Can’t stop us
So ponies lemme hear those hooves stomp
So grab your marker pens
And colored pencils, time to begin
Quick design an OC pony
Bonus points for all the cringe
Into the breach, enter the beast
All of my energy into this beat
Hit ‘em with these spit that I speak
Until I’m beaten onto my knees
And even when I’m fallen I’m crawling
I’m brawling every cotton pickin varmint
Darnit and calling out every top and bottom
So let your mane down, and get those hooves up
To the music stomp those horseshoes
Let the groove fuck
The days new, the dawn sun shines like bronze yus
It’s on unto dusk till songs turn to dust
If I had a freaking dime for every time they said that we died
RIP the fandoms over, fuck it then I could retire
Buy an island, covered in diamonds, sapphire jet and learn how to fly
But I guess they were wrong about it every single time
So every kinky motherfucker drawing clop
Every single person sewin plush or writing bars
Never stop
Can’t stop us
Nah headed straight to the top motherfucker
Can’t stop us
And we got it on lock
Can’t stop us
Every time we let the beat drop you know you
Can’t stop us
So ponies lemme hear those hooves stomp
You can’t stop us.
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