Benny Hill - Older Women - Karaoke Version from Zoom Karaoke

This karaoke version has been produced by Zoom Karaoke and the recording rights are owned and controlled by Zoom Entertainments Limited - Song lyrics: NOW I’M KNOWN AS DAPPER DAN THE LADY KILLER MAN AND THOSE THAT I DON’T KILL I WOUND A BIT I RUN A FANCY CAR I CALL IT THE MAYFLOWER ON ACCOUNT OF ALL THE PURITANS WHO’VE COME ACROSS IN IT NOW I TOOK TWENTY YEAR OLD PAM UP TO THE WOOD NEAR BOULDER DAM STOPPED THE CAR AND THOUGHT THAT SHE’D KNOW WHAT TO DO I SAID GET IN THE BACK NOW, PAM SHE SAID WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK I AM I WANNA STAY IN THE FRONT SEAT HERE WITH YOU WELL, GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME, EVERY TIME GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME ’CAUSE THEY DON’T YELL AND THEY DON’T TELL AND OH, THEY’RE GRATEFUL AS HELL SO GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME NOW THE DAY THAT MY UNCLE JOE MARRIED MY AUNT FLO HE WAS FORTY-FOUR AND SHE WAS SIXTY-NINE THAT NIGHT AS I LAY ON MY BED I HEARD EVERY WORD THEY SAID I COULDN’T HELP IT ’CAUSE THEIR ROOM WAS NEXT TO MINE HE SAID, HOW ABOUT IT DEAR SHE PRETENDED NOT TO HEAR HE BEG AND PLEADED ’TIL HIS VOICE WAS HOARSE AND DEEP HE SAID OH HOW ABOUT IT FLO SHE SAID HOW ABOUT WHAT JOE HE SAID HOW ’BOUT PACKIN’ THIS IN AND THE PAIR OF US GETTIN’ SOME SLEEP OH, GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME, EVERY TIME GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME ’CAUSE THEY DON’T YELL AND THEY DON’T TELL AND OH, THEY’RE GRATEFUL AS HELL SO GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME NOW LAST YEAR I DIVORCED MAUREEN SHE WAS JUST NINETEEN THE DAY THAT SHE BECAME MY BONEY BRIDE SHE WAS AS COLD AS CHARITY JUST AS FRIGID AS COULD BE WHEN SHE OPENED HER MOUTH A LITTLE LIGHT CAME ON INSIDE NOW LAST WEEK I MET HER AT A PARTY I WAS FEELING KINDA GAY KINDA HEARTY AND SEVERAL WHISKEYS HAD SHARPENED UP MY WIT I SAID HOW ABOUT A BIT OF WHOOPIE SHE SAID OVER MY DEAD BODY I SAID MAUREEN, GIRL YOU HAVEN’T CHANGED A BIT OH, GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME, EVERY TIME GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME OH, THEY DON’T YELL AND THEY DON’T TELL AND OH, THEY’RE GRATEFUL AS HELL SO GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME NOW WHEN I WAS JUST A BOY I TOOK A LITTLE GIRL CALLED JOY DOWN INTO THE MEADOW AND WE LAID DOWN BY A HEDGE I SAID YOU KNOW MY PRETTY LITTLE SQUAW WHAT YOUR LOVELY LIPS ARE FOR SHE SAID TO STOP MY MOUTH FROM FRAYIN’ ’ROUND THE EDGE NOW I TELL YA MY WIFE’S FIFTY-THREE BUT YOU KNOW SHE STILL SUITS ME THOUGH OF LATE HER HEARING AIN’T SO HOT BUT AT NIGHT AS WE LAY ON OUR BED I PUT MY LIPS CLOSE TO HER HEAD AND I SAY WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO SLEEP OR WHAT AND SHE’S SAYS WHAT OH, GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME, EVERY TIME GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME ’CAUSE THEY DON’T YELL AND THEY DON’T TELL AND OH, THEY’RE GRATEFUL AS HELL SO GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN A REAL HOT-BLOODED WOMAN A RIPENED PEACHY WOMAN GIVE ME AN OLDER WOMAN EVERY TIME...