THE BEST JOKES IN ENGLISH - LISTEN, LAUGH AND ENJOY - LEARN ENGLISH AND HAVE FUN - 65 MIN

JOKES IN ENGLISH: Patient: ‘Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.’ Doctor: ‘Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.’ Pacijent: ‚‚Doktore, boli me oko svaki put kad pijem čaj.” Doktor: ‚‚Izvadite kašiku iz šolje pre nego sto počnete da pijete čaj.” A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about half an hour, and then she hung up. ‘Wow!’ said her father. ‘That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?’ ‘Wrong number,’ replied the girl. Tinejdžerka razgovara telefonom pola sata i onda spušta slušalicu. ‚‚Vau!” reče otac. ‚‚To je bilo kratko. Obično razgovaraš po dva sata. Šta se dogodilo?” ‚‚Pogrešan broj,” odgovorila je tinejdžerka. A passenger ship was passing a little deserted island in the Pacific Ocean. Passengers saw a man on the island. He had long hair and a long beard and he was shouting and waving his hands with all his might. One of the passengers asked the captain: ‘Who is that man on the island?’ ‘I don’t know. But every year when we pass this island he goes crazy.’ Putnički brod je prolazio pored malog napuštenog ostrva u Tihom okeanu. Putnici su videli čoveka na ostrvu. Imao je dugu kosu i dugačku bradu, vikao je i mahao rukama iz sve snage. Jedan od putnika je pitao kapetana: ‚‚Ko je taj čovek na ostrvu?” ‚‚Ne znam. Ali svake godine kada prolazimo pored ovog ostrva on poludi.” AND MANY MORE