Black books.

- So what’s it like then, fags and booze? - Well, to be honest, after years of smoking and drinking, you do sometimes look at yourself and think... - Yep. - You know, just sometimes in between the first cigarette with coffee in the morning to the 400th glass of corner-shop piss at 3 am, you sometimes look at yourself and think... - Yep. - ...this is fantastic. I’m in heaven.