Resignation Letter To Microsoft (Bye, Bye Excel and I)

Long, long lines of code It can take a while for Excel code to compile I am glad I’ve had the chance To make the cells and numbers dance, and maybe make some customers smile But the time has come to close this chapter, beer and chips and hallway laughter Feelin’ a little blue, I will miss my feature crew Sound of typing and mouse clicks, taco Fridays in 36 Now it’s time for me to go Goodbye, product studio So Bye, bye Excel and I It’s been 3 good years, oh how time has flown by With devs in the hall drinkin’ whiskey and rye Singin’ forever recalc or die, forever recalc or die Together we made Excel 15, And we bleed proud forever green, for the world’s calc machine Gotta listen to my heart it knows Time to shake up my status quo, I am hopping on a plane to San Francisco The next time that I touch a spec will be at a startup called Exec My PM days have expired, I’ve taken a job as a designer My