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100 Random things to say 1. Why is it that every time disaster strikes, I find myself without a proper blade? 2. Some cereals give me gas.. 3. Dancing on the table may be my favorite past time 4. I really like banannas 5. I have super powers 6. I like to be naked 7. I AM MAN! (WOMAN) 8. I am the king (queen) of cheese! 9. My hair hurts 10. It’s those darn aliens 11. It’s official.. I’m in love with HOT DOGS! 12. Polar bears sleep with penguins, everyone knows that 13. Why would I study if I can pretend to study? 14. Community College is easier than sleeping with a lady 15. IT’S A CHALLENGE!