This is how you DON’T play Doom Eternal [Joster Plays Edition]

“Against all the evil that Kojima can conjure, all the wickedness that ass-kissing streamers can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Bitch and cheese... until it is done.“ The Gout Slayer must battle the demonic corruption of The Kingdom of Hate by bankruptcy and detractors. He will puss out with his vain attempt to cheese the invasion as he did with the last one. With his arsenal of tips, cheers, subs, and flocks of viewers, he will underutilize his weapons for various situations, get owned by swarms of demons, battle The Ultimate Marauder, cry “Dark Souls“ over a Doom game being a Doom game, completely expose himself as a fake fan with his detailed opinions of the gameplay and the Doom Lore, and barely use The BFG and The Unmaykr. “...And you will be their warning sign, your blunders will be their shield, and your words... their sword. You will remain... irredeemable... for your gout... is eternal.“ All materials used in this video belong to the