How to write a Sisters Of Mercy song in 1 minute

How to write a Sisters Of Mercy song in 1 minute by Desmond Doom. FULL song here tags: sisters of mercy, andrew eldritch, doktor avalanche, lucretia my reflection, post-punk, goth, gothic, gothic rock, darkwave, postpunk, post punk, new wave, 80s, desmond doom, surf goth, surf-goth, joy division, new order, the cure, bauhaus