Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar (Magic: The Gathering Parody)

How a card got a long name. Announcing a Patreon! LYRICS: It’s…Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh! It’s the best card ever, you should search for it with Ponder! It is legendary so it can be your commander! Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! The name is way too long, there’s no room for a casting cost Just pay 1 and discard—it’s written right here in the box We haven’t had creature whose pronunciation’s hard… Let’s start with Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar! It’s Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh! To this card design I have to give my disavowal I’d like to buy a playset! I would like to buy a vowel… Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, oh! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! My wife and I seek counseling each Wednesday during lunch Bill, what did HR tell you about sharing way too much? You get a cookbook artifact? That’s really kind of wild I’m telling y