City Wok Guy Builds a Great Wall - SOUTH PARK

South Park begs the City Wok Guy to build a great wall around their city to keep out abductors. Mongolians attack his wall. Subscribe to South Park: Watch more South Park: About South Park: South Park is the Emmy and Peabody-award winning animated series co-created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone about four boys living in one screwed-up Colorado mountain town. Between local and global tragedies, as well as parental and celebrity interference, Kyle, Stan, Cartman, and Kenny manage to have themselves a time. Watch full episodes of South Park: Shop official South Park merch: Follow South Park: Instagram: Twitter: Facebook: #SouthPark #SouthParkS06 EXT. CITY WOK - DAY Establishing over a CHINESE MUSIC STING. INT. CITY WOK - DAY All the parents, and the Mayor of South Park, are in City Wok speaking towards camera- MAYOR And so, we want YOU to design and build a great wall - all around the city. REVERSE to reveal The City Wok guy standing behind the counter of his restaurant. CITY WOK I don’t build walls! I just own and operate City Wok! KYLE’S FATHER We just think that you’re the best person to put up a wall, we’re sure you’ve got it in your blood. CITY WOK Ohhh I get it! Just because I Chinese you fink I can build a wall! That is bullshit! I’m not a stereotype, okay?! Just because I’m Chinese doesn’t mean I go around building walls! I’m just a normal person like all of you, I eat rice and drive really slow - JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU - I’M not a stereotype! STAN’S MOTHER Please, Mr. Tuong Lu Kim. STAN’S FATHER Your ancestors put up a great wall that kept Mongolians out for thousands of years. We know you can do it for us. EXT. GREAT WALL OF SOUTH PARK - DAY The City Wok owner is on top of the great wall, building back the part of the wall where the Mongolians had broken through. He’s on his knees with a cement spoon, patting down and smoothing the cement beneath him. Suddenly, he hears the SOUNDS OF METAL SWORDS HITTING AGAINST ROCK. He sits up and looks around - and down in the distance, at another part of the wall - he sees the small horde of Mongolians, breaking at the wall with their swords. The Mongolian leader sits on his horse watching with a stern look. CITY WOK Hey... HEY! HEY! The City wok owner runs down to where the Mongolians are, and yells down to them from above. CITY WOK (CONT’D) AY! What the hell you doing?! MONGOLIAN Tsao nugu kwaaa! CITY WOK MONGOLIANS! What the hell is Mongolian doing here? The Mongolians continue. CITY WOK (CONT’D) AY! FUCK YOU MONGOLIAN! Don’t you break down my wall! The City Wok owner picks up bricks from the damaged wall and starts throwing them down at the Mongolians. CITY WOK (CONT’D) GET OUTTA HERE!!! FUCKING MONGOLIAN! Being bombarded with rocks, The Mongolians ride away - but the leader looks back and raises his fist on his way out. MONGOLIAN Naini tantsu KWAAAA!!! The City Wok owner makes sure they are gone, and then gets on his knees and starts repairing the part of the wall they had broken down. CITY WOK God dammit, How come every time us Chinese put up a wall stupid Mongolians have to come and knock it down?!?