!!! LOWER YOUR VOLUME !!!
Pervert, by Nerf Herder
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When you met me at the party you thought I was a nice guy
But you didn’t have a clue at what was going on inside
I ordered you a drink and asked you for a dance
But all I really wanted was to smell your underpants
I’m a pervert, a pervert
Can’t change the way I am
I’m a pervert, a pervert
Don’t want to shake my hand
That night you asked me over to watch Hollywood Squares
You left me in your room, I left a stain on your ted