Best joke of the day: It seems like not everyone know this joke: Everyone Knows Dave #joke #jokes
It seems like not everyone know this joke: Everyone Knows Dave
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.“
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, “OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?“
“No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.“ So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise’s door, and Tom Cruise shouts,
“Dave! What’s happening? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!“
Although impressed, Dave’s boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just lucky.
“No, no, just name anyone else,“ Dave says.
“President Obama,“ his boss quickly retorts.
“Yup,“ Dave says, “Old buddies, let’s fly out to Washington,“ and off they go.
At the White House, Obama spots Dave on the tour and motion