All About Those Traps (Unmatched Song)

To the tune of “All About That Bass“ Thanks to soreroll11 for vocals and help with the lyrics! Video “edited“ in powerpoint Thanks to Robert Muldoon for existing :) Lyrics: Because you know I’m all about those traps, ’bout those traps, no moving (x4) Yeah, it’s pretty clear, I ain’t no Robin Hood But I can shoot her, shoot her, and I’m not move 2 I’ve got those regroups that all the boys feint And all the right traps in all the right places. I see those clever girl working that action gain We know that stuff don’t work if I just leap away When I see raptors coming, I don’t stress a lot Because I can destroy all of them, don’t need a second shot Yeah, my workers they told me: don’t worry about attacks They say, we can body-block for you so you don’t get smacked You know at InGen they teach us how to tactically advance, So while you’re working things out, we’ll be ruining your plans Because you know I’m all about those traps, ’bout those traps, no moving (x4) I’m bringing workers back, place up to 3 traps, then I snicker-snack No, I’m just playing, I boost my attack And I’m here to tell you that you’re running out of defenses Yeah, I’ve been keeping track Yeah, my workers they told me: don’t worry about attacks They say, we can body-block for you so you don’t get smacked You know at InGen they teach us how to tactically advance, So while you’re working things out, we’ll be ruining your plans Because you know I’m all about those traps, ’bout those traps, no moving (x12)