I’M A F**KING OPOSSUM (Thrift Shop Parody)

I’m gonna eat some trash, and I got 20 babies in my pocket. I-I-I’m huntin’ lookin’ for a come up, I’m a fucking opossum. Walk across the street like, “What up? I’m like a big rat!“ Nah, I’m just pumped about nibbling on that dead cat; The odor I’m emitting, it’s so damn rotten The people like, “Damn! That’s a dead ass opossum.“ Eating all the roadkill meat, heading up another tree, Dressed in all fur, ’cept my l